Well aren’t you glad I’m applying for the secretary position? I’ve heard people say that my top three traits are being super pretty, being really smart and being greedy. All these traits allow me to get whatever I want and no offense, but if you’ve got a pair of balls, I can easily manipulate the fuck out of you. I’m like a magnet for chronic wankers that get off on evil hot girls that drain the fuck out of them. Oh… was that your dick twitching? There’s nothing more a pay piggy needs more than a good wallet fucking to go along with his foot fucking.
