Its with a heavy heart, dear friends, that I have to report the temporary absence from our screens of our beloved Fucker-in-Chief, Dr Pascal White. The poor chap fell off his bike and knackered his shoulder, but hes well on the mend and will be back in a fortnight. And thats given us the opportunity to do something here at PSS that weve never done before -- shoot a scene with a real-life couple. And boy, do Lara Malvo and Bilbo Shaggins play hard! Laras very much the masochist to Bilbos sadist, getting off on him spanking and slapping her and genuinely being an all-round cunt. And make sure you check out her interview, in which she goes into lots of horny detail about how she was a manipulative little minx fucking lots of older guys when she was a teenager.
